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hands free fapping

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012
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free 99

A slang term for something that's free
Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99
by AC February 7, 2004
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Free Hugs Shirt Theory

The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
by BJ.M April 19, 2009
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I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."
by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010
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Freebee

When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.
Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.
by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013
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Celebrity Free Pass

A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 April 11, 2011
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Get your free's worth

To take maximum advantage of a free item.
You - "I'm going to a wedding with an open bar"
Me - "You best get your free's worth"
by Nayskool July 31, 2006
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