Final Fuck

When someone is in a long distance relationship and they have to leave to go home but get one last sexy time in, usually making them leave much later than originally planned.

"I was supposed to be back home at 8:30 for my 9 o'clock shift, but I had to get in my final fuck with John, so I was late for work."

by Em1616 December 10, 2015

financial hardship

When you do not have enough money to pay your monthly living expenses

My partner passed away and now I can't afford to pay all the bills, so now I'm in financial hardship.

by tallpaul1here October 15, 2017

financial bender gender

to be a rich person stuck in a poor person body

The bank will not loan me the money because they listed me as an financial bender gender

by phumplik January 8, 2018

Finagle

To take the books out of someone's back-back, flip it inside out, put the books back in, and zip it up.

Yesterday I finagled billy's back-pack.

by wweber9 March 5, 2018

Finagle

A slight grop and tickle of the balls

When a lady friend touches your testicals she has finagled you.

Last night she finagled me so hard

by Asslicker528 July 26, 2018

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Financial Inflammation

The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.

-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.

-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.

-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.

by Wordweavers May 8, 2019