February 14

National makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!

by Maddie333 February 3, 2022

February 26

February 26 is the day where you give or get head

Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”

by fwdumbasss February 4, 2022

february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022

february 7

someone who is always at your house and has good shoes

you were born on february 7 you lucky person

by barkkkkkkk February 6, 2022

February 12th

Send your boyfriend nudes and take him out for a good time! ;)

Don’t you know about February 12th? That’s when your girlfriend gives you a field day!

by SomeDudeInTexas December 24, 2021

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022