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body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime
She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
by world March 22, 2005
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Facesquat

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.
Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.
by bro2baseball June 16, 2009
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Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009
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faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.
I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.
by MrFishMan January 10, 2011
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face burning

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.
He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...
by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009
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Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
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