Map Fucked 

Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.

You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.

Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.

Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.

Map Fucked by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013

Poly-Fucked 

When playing snake and you run into the last possible block of the trailing end of your snake, making a polygon but also ending your game.

Dammit, I was at 356 on snake but then I got poly-fucked.

Poly-Fucked by SwagatronLOLmasterYOLOswag69 December 10, 2014

Puppy Fucked 

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

Puppy Fucked by btank May 5, 2015

dummy fucked 

you just straight up fucked. good luck gettin out of this one fam.

"Hey did you study for the History final?"
"No dude, I'm dummy fucked for this test."

dummy fucked by viewsssssss May 19, 2016

Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

Bean Fucked by Dassah December 23, 2016

Thought-fucked

A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.

The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.

Thought-fucked by Boxer817 November 28, 2018

zans fucked 

Just fucked in general.

Zans fucked!!

zans fucked by Ksm Yurgish February 12, 2020