Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 2, 2011

D-flop

The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.

Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.

by Makxxx December 17, 2011

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

flop enabler

A person who stans for a flop. Including but not limited to: Britney Spears stans, Christina Aguilera stans, Katy Perry stans, etc.

Person 1: The other day my friend wouldn't stop raving about how good Bionic was- it was crazy.
Person 2: Wow, that person is such a flop enabler.

by an0000nym00s3 August 22, 2011

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023