Fapoleon

The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

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A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.

"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"

by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011

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The Fappening

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.

Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.

by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014

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fapaholic

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.

Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"

by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

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Faptized

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

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fapmarked

A link created to a website address saved electronically in a browser to facilitate quick access to the Web page for future masturbatory reference.

Origin:
1860–65; fap + marked

Johnny fapmarked the hot pictures of Emma Watson he received in email that morning.

by toomuchfreetime April 17, 2014

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