Facebook wank 

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"

Facebook wank by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008

facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

facebook friend by thust July 27, 2008

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

Facebook Friend by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

facebook humping 

when two people, dating or not, proceed to comment on each others walls and pictures,back and forth continuously to the point of exhaustion.

"Maria commented on so many of Andy's pictures last night. She's totally facebook humping him."

"I feel bad for Maria's Ex"
"Why?"
"Because her and Andy are facebook humping in front of everyone"

facebook humping by Hchamp June 19, 2007

FACEBOOK REVEAL 

This is the moment that you realize new things about people you thought you knew in high school, childhood or whatever after reading their Facebook profile. Just like in that MAKEOVER show, the REVEAL is where it is all explained.

Looking through a facebook page you see that an old guy friend is social networking, single and interested in MEN.

I knew that Jim was a little effeminate, but through a facebook reveal, he is apparently gay.

FACEBOOK REVEAL by RobertoB February 4, 2009

Facebook Hawk 

A person who is constantly looking on people's facebook sites and knows everything that is happening, or has happened that day on facebook.

Ahhh i see you went to the BBQ at the weekend buddy.

How do you know? You're such a facebook hawk!

Facebook Hawk by jdizzle22rhcp May 13, 2009

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

facebook sober by xx.kw April 11, 2010