"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024
Get the evil bongmug. The sweetest and most kind girl you will ever meet. Evile is the kind of girl that is extremely beautiful and highly intelligent without knowing it. This makes her all the sweeter and modest.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.
You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.
You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
Evile Rubio is the best person I have ever met.
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
by AreolaHeart October 17, 2022
Get the Evile Rubiomug. Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
Retard "I mean I'd decide..."
Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "
Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."
Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"
Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."
Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"
Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."
Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"
Retard "What?"
Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"
Retard "It's MY sandwich!"
Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."
Retard "You're evil!"
Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Evilmug. by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
Get the Evil Mikemug. A Pure Evil is the worst of the worst. These people are abhorrent monsters who seek to cause chaos for their selfish and immoral gain and are completely irredeemable. They are the opposite of Pure Good. Here are their defining traits, as said on the Villains Wiki:
They have passed the Moral Event Horizon at least once (a term for when a character has shown they are irredeemable in the story).
They do not have true love for anyone and only care about themselves, if they claim to have love, that "love" is just perversion, possessiveness, or obsession.
Absolutely NOTHING justifies their actions, they are not positive at all, and they are beyond redemption.
These are just simple villains, Anti-Villains can never count, seeing how they play the role of a villain but have noble intent.
They know what they are doing are wrong, and they know what right and wrong is, but they only choose to do the latter.
They are not mindless beings of destruction (that would be a Generic Doomsday Villain), they have defined motives.
They have passed the Moral Event Horizon at least once (a term for when a character has shown they are irredeemable in the story).
They do not have true love for anyone and only care about themselves, if they claim to have love, that "love" is just perversion, possessiveness, or obsession.
Absolutely NOTHING justifies their actions, they are not positive at all, and they are beyond redemption.
These are just simple villains, Anti-Villains can never count, seeing how they play the role of a villain but have noble intent.
They know what they are doing are wrong, and they know what right and wrong is, but they only choose to do the latter.
They are not mindless beings of destruction (that would be a Generic Doomsday Villain), they have defined motives.
by VietnameseNoodleFan May 1, 2024
Get the Pure Evilmug. by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019
Get the Root of all evilmug. The mug is EVIL!
by deathandasses October 5, 2023
Get the EVILmug.