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Earth

Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
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earthlink

the BEST ISP that hovers over those AOL and MSN n00bs

too bad most of those n00bs can't look up
earthlink is heaven; aol is hell.
by cspeye December 26, 2003
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She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(
The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known
by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010
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San Jose Earthquakes

One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.

San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.

San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.
San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right

Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.

All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.

The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!
by DynamoFanTexasArmyMember November 29, 2009
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earth day

The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge
Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
by Renee H April 22, 2008
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earth

Where George Dubya Bush isn't

What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)
Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all
by baz August 9, 2004
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earthworm

i got hit right where it hearts in the fucking earthworm
by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004
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