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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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Chin Diaper

An improperly worn face mask pulled down under nose and mouth and it rests on the chin
Hey douchebag put your mask on correctly it's not a fucking chin diaper asshole
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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Joey Diaper Face

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.
Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.
by jayskind1 March 2, 2022
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löded diper wave

Similar to The Jeep Wave, except with a Löded Diper van. The rules are simple. If a van with the Löded Diper symbol on their van sees another van with the symbol, they must stick their hand out of the window and do this sign: “🤘” at the van. If the other van does not respond, their van is probably new and does not know of the Löded Diper wave.
Löded Diper van coming up better prepare for the Löded Diper wave!
by W1MPYKD June 4, 2023
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I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket

Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
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diaperfur

the creation of "diaperfur" has caused a tremendous decline in human reproduction and life expectancy.
by The TallyMid Exterminator March 15, 2022
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diaper bomb

When a babies diaper comes loose an explodes!
Honey!! Jimmy just had a diaper bomb!
Sam honey what caused this diaper bomb?
by CJA July 24, 2006
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