Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.

Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy

by Ding King June 11, 2018

Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.

Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can

on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

sweet dogging ding fin

super cool, rad, awesome

“i just farted”-boy
“oh sweet dogging ding fin” -girl

by monkeygirl31 March 8, 2021