An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
Get the Explosive Dildomug. Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017
Get the Lettuce Dildomug. by ballsandcta November 20, 2022
Get the Code-Dildomug. by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
Get the grandma dildomug. Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018
Get the Dildo Wonderbushmug. by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024
Get the Dildomug. by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014
Get the Dildo swallowermug.