daddy maddy

thot hunter

look at daddy maddy

by thot hunter dad October 20, 2017

skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.

Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.

by Splashgame June 4, 2016

Daddy's Cup

When your dad says he's only going to have one drink but he drinks from the bottle till it's empty. Thats Daddy's Cup.

Dad is drunk again. Well he did drink from Daddy's Cup and the liquors always quicker from Daddy's Cup.

by Father of the Year, Cronus November 14, 2020

Who is daddy?

You are daddy

who is daddy? you are

by 360god360– May 15, 2018

Starbucks daddy

A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards

Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke

Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want

by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017

carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.

Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "

by iimraiz March 23, 2017

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019