God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.
Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "
by iimraiz March 23, 2017
Get the carb daddymug. Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke
Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want
Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want
by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017
Get the Starbucks daddymug. A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
Get the skeet daddymug. When your dad says he's only going to have one drink but he drinks from the bottle till it's empty. Thats Daddy's Cup.
Dad is drunk again. Well he did drink from Daddy's Cup and the liquors always quicker from Daddy's Cup.
by Father of the Year, Cronus November 14, 2020
Get the Daddy's Cupmug. “A femme daddy is a badass woman who will take care of you. She has her shit together. She knows how to do grownup shit, like make reservations. She’s good in bed. She has sophisticated taste in restaurants. She has femme energy and fierce femme style. She’ll open the door for you, and later order you a car home. A femme daddy is the opposite of a fuckboy." -Zara Barrie (for GO Magazine)
While Mommi is an aesthetic, "Daddy is complicated and can be hard to define. Daddy is a feel."
-Erin Sullivan and Kayla Upadhyaya (for AutoStraddle)
While Mommi is an aesthetic, "Daddy is complicated and can be hard to define. Daddy is a feel."
-Erin Sullivan and Kayla Upadhyaya (for AutoStraddle)
When you say, "She's a femme daddy" they'll ask, “How can she be a daddy? I thought all daddies were butches?” -Zara Barrie
by femme_M December 12, 2021
Get the femme daddymug. 
