deadbeat dad

Someone who rather spend time with homies, than with his own child.

Bunthy is such a deadbeat dad. He doesn't even spend times with his son. He rather hang with the homies at the skate park.

by juicyjeans January 3, 2015

Cool Dad

An absurd contradiction, spoken only by those fathers attempting to fit in and connect with their kids.

Dad: I'm the cool dad.
Son: *Rolls Eyes*

by sectionG September 8, 2016

Dad Joint

A dad joint is a joint that is poorly rolled possibly with one hand that is straight and not cone shaped. It might not look great but it still gets the job done in the end.

After we smoked that dad joint I passed out in line for laser pink floyd

by Kent Dorfman February 4, 2017

dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

by flower kiddo February 15, 2017

Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together

"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house

by The cat from under your bed November 15, 2020

Big Dad

An male who consistently demonstrates acts of being awesome and performing socially better than ordinary men. Often associated with drinking alot of alcohol or sleepin with numerous attractive women.

Man you drank a 40 of vodka last night, just partying like a Big Dad as usual!

by petemac88 June 30, 2011

Ya dad

The most complex form of comebacks that only level 99 gangstas can wield, (must need the nigga pass to use this card) niggas from all over the world have bum crackhead ass dads so this card is the best you can pull.

Jamal:“You smell like shit”
Tyson: “Yeah aight, ya dad nigga”
*Mixing commences

by Blackpeoplestink99 October 9, 2019