dook n' spew

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.

TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.

Hey Man, How you feeling.

I'm not feeling so well.

You alright?

No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.

by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

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Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

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Dookie Chunker

An insane person. Someone who is so mentally unstable you wouldn't be surprised if they shit in their hand and threw it at you.

Did you see that homeless guy arguing with himself? What a dookie chunker.

by Lois B January 22, 2012

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dockstadder

The act of doing "space docking" while dressed like Darth Vader.

Me and Curt were dockstaddering when my mom walked in and screamed. "May the foreskin be with you!"

After curt and I were done playing light saber wars with are flesh lights we began dockstaddering

by R2D2 2611 October 17, 2012

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