DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids

Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!

by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024

DJ

DJ that get hit by a bus every morning when walking his grandma

Dj doesn't know how to do the abc's

by Randomnmn April 28, 2023

Dj

A sweet boy but he’s a fucktwad who crushes on your crush and acts sus with his besties.

Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..

by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021

Slurpee DJ

Girl getting a rimjob and a bean flick at the same time from the same person.

Person 1: Laura got the Slurpee DJ from Chad last night, so jelly.
Person 2: Fair dinkum?

by Yuriality July 9, 2021

DJ

DJ is a person that should really learn how to stop saying a word sometimes used it all of his sentences
I will be dead by the time he stops using the word

Yo bro Dj joined vc

by anonymous July 4, 2024

DJ Pepper

An individual who drinks alot of soda pop. They are usually addicted to sugar from a young age and gets fussy if they dont have enough soda.

Kelly: "Im annoyed that they are out of Mountain Dew"
Chad: "Don't be such a DJ Pepper, there are other non-carbonated drinks on the menu to choose from"
Kelly: *Gets fussy*

by The Official Oxford August 5, 2022

Dj Remainz

No just a regular DJ. A monster on the stage. Able to rock any genre any crowd any time. Competition style Cut/Scratching/Mixing/Blending/Crowd Control and Reading . One bad a22 mofo on the tables. If you got Remainz you got a one of a kind never find another like ever type a DJ. If the place over capacity crowed jumping you got Remainz. If your books up like never before you got Remainz. If your gfs missing all weekend , Remainz is in town. Playing your favorite music like youve never heard it before. Remainz

Yoooo! That Dj is killing it.. That must be Dj Remainz.

www.facewbook.com/PartyRockerRemainz

by anonymous December 17, 2022