see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!
by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011
The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022
The man wanted to have sex with the hooker, but after he noticed the stench of rakle crotch he got a bj instead.
by Zigman May 10, 2005
Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
by squinthouse June 04, 2010
Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put
by GezJDM February 05, 2009
by Jon Rhodes June 20, 2005
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009