Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Cookboch

Refuting to the game Fortnite or Microsoft's Xbox One

I'm Getting off Skate 3 and getting on Cookboch

by Jacob Wood 77 August 8, 2021

cookaracha

a person that is a roach

you are a cookaracha

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 1, 2021

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.

Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.

by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022

Cook it

Slang for smoking the remainder of a bowl of weed. Often a large portion.

"Hey do you mind if I smoke the rest this bowl?"
"Not at all, cook it homie."

by The 0 Crossing November 2, 2022

cookhaki

Another name for a woman’s pink taco, cooter, v-jay-jay, or vagina. Used by women who are too embarrassed to say vagina. Pronounced COO-khaki.

Goodness my cookhaki itches from all this heat. Starting to get swampy down there.

by Roger's Not Here June 4, 2023