cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 9, 2024

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016

im cooking

when youre doing really good at something

Gerald: DUDE IM COOKING
Rodney: REAL BRO YOU CARRIED THAT WIN

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

cooked

mentally unstable; idiot; dumb

person 1: Man that bitch is COOKED.

person 2: yeah what do you expect, its sydney jee

by gottabecontemporary March 6, 2024

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013