Swedish cock

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...
by Jewkhok March 16, 2018
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cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 19, 2010
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Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 21, 2010
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Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 14, 2023
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cock looker

One who enjoys looking at another's genitals and judges their attractiveness. However, a cock looker, does not take his visual needs into action and will only look but not touch. Be carful because Identifying one could be challenging because often times they may use binoculars to disguise their need to look at cocks.
1. While talking to Zack I noticed him smiling and looking at my cock... He must be a cock looker.
2. The beezos don't appreciate cock lookers
by Bezzos' May 04, 2016
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cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.
Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
by Dentbag June 02, 2019
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Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis
May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?
by Ray-Charles March 17, 2021
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