poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 20, 2012

Floor Check

A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.

Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"

by Spencybro March 14, 2019

Casper check

When your job has a tight income limit per month (before you pay more taxes) and your trying to finnese you're way into working more than you can so you get paid next month without actually being at work.

Example 1:

Boss: I can't pay your full loan this month if you want to avoid taxes . But I need you to come tomorrow.

Employees: pay me next month when I'm not working.

Boss: for shure. I write you a casper check

by Dodoface November 29, 2021

Chedder Check

(v.) To check the vaginal region for vagina cheese. Can alternatively refer to checking the penis for smegma.

Recomended as a visual inspection before going down, although a olfactory indicator is normally the first clue to a cheesey treat in your future.

Her? She's nasty! If you're planning on eating out, you've better chedder check that pussy!

by SSHWEET April 07, 2005

sec check

Sec Check - or Security Check. The act of researching someone through their social media profiles in order to know if they are legit/worth meeting/not a serial killer before meeting them first time (e.g. finding a tinder date's Facebook page).

I sec checked that hottie on tinder. Turns out he has two kids and works at wall-mart.

by Fleshwerk December 13, 2017

Brick Check

The impromptu act of checking if your companions are currently erect. This term is used in a multitude of situations that would cause a male to be aroused and erect in result, in turn causing embarrassment.

Yoooo dude, you've been staring at Mrs.Incredible really weird the entire movie! Brick check right now!

by Squatchums February 05, 2022

Meri Check

Meri Check is a Meri with a lot of Checks. She has them all not some ALL.

Meri Checkkk

by Marinhendrow March 08, 2021