a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick

Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

FIST ME CHEAP WHORE

When you want your friend to fist you just say this

I told DJ FIST ME CHEAP WHORE and the next thing I knew I had a fist in my asswhole

by Flameheart115 September 8, 2016

Creamed my chaps

Cummed my pants

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019