baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong

this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage

by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

green cabbage

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.

Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.

by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010

Muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing

You're muff cabbage!

by Asian todd October 21, 2010

muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

muff cabbage

untamed hairy vagina

Your so gawbage. Ya freeken muff cabbage.

by TheTruthIsGreat March 8, 2013

Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.

Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!

by CrackerHoe October 17, 2010