Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Call Of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*

Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!

*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*

Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Bubbe call

A health and welfare phone call between friends, flat mates, or relatives, named for Bubbe (Yiddish word for grandmother), that is a play on the term booty call.

1. Have fun on your booty call tonight, but send me a text when you're back home. If I don't hear from you by noon tomorrow, I'm giving you a Bubbe call! Gotta make sure you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road!

2. This is your 12 noon Bubbe call. Since you answered, I'll assume you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road, yes?

3. I just saw your tweet that you're home sick today. This is a Bubbe call; do you need me to bring over some soup for you?

by ab234 December 30, 2021

Cuddle Call

Calling someone over just so cuddle, watch movies, and fall asleep:)

i told this girl to come over and cuddle, basically a cuddle call

by idarr December 28, 2018

Baiting call

A male who thinks he's making progress with a girl he's trying to fuck with is making a baiting call happen, not a mating call.

No key didn't even see the trap laid out for him coming. The girl he was trying to get closer to had him arrested with a baiting call.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name

London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021