crusty

anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.

"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."

by kandy3000 June 28, 2021

Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.

I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

Stuffed Crusty

When one person takes a dump and doesn't wipe. Then proceeds to have anal sex.

Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.

by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021

Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012

Crusty

someone or something that is Disgusting Nasty Annoying or dirty

See that guy over there he's crusty.

by pimpingpartypalace August 20, 2012

Crusty

Something or someone that is ratchet and dirty.

Thomas is a crusty piece of crust.

by Manning10 September 4, 2013

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011