cripalettes

A female member of the crip gang.

"Call up some cripalettes, time to put in work."

by Uzzi 2 November 2, 2007

Cripster

A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot.

This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster
Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious.

"what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?"
"haha yeah, Cripsters are funny"
"yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them"

by YoungAuzATL October 9, 2009

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Crippy

Adjective used to describe food that has been cooked to a crispy texture.
Can be used by people with lisps.

Some crippy perogi please
I want my bacon CRIPPY!

by Brad Wong June 25, 2008

Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

cripers

origin from european descent

1. (n) terminology used to express fear, exasperation and distress towards overly ripened fruit

2. (v) to live in Morrow 204 and clean Morrow 205's bathroom on a regular basis

"Cripers! I have become emotionally attached to my pears and I FEAR they will rot."
"Yo man! Jill and the rest of her suite are great at cripering! Our toilet smells like lemon and binukboot!"

by Jildebeast October 19, 2004

Crippy

A disabled person. Also known as a disabled or a cripplie.

The crippy required wheelchair access.

by James Penguin January 16, 2007