Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018

Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018

Clam digger

A clam digger is when you have a sinus infection and your eatting your wife/girlfriends pussy you hock one of those bloody, green clumps from your sinuses into her cunt and then suck it back out.

Last night I gave her a clam digger, how she has a yeast infection.

by Freeballin99 January 20, 2019

clam couch

another name for a vagina

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.

by clamcouch March 20, 2019

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy

Y'all ready for a clam bake

by Jos666 May 4, 2019

Clam Trap Sister

When you and someone else have both slept with the same woman. Similar to Eskimo brothers.

“You had sex with Susan too?!? OMG clam trap sisters for life!”

by BuffIrish62 May 29, 2019

Clam Chowder

When a woman sits on someone’s face and squirts in their mouth

Would you like some clam chowder tonight?

by Ashleytherrian August 21, 2019