Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.

In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.

by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018

christmas tickles

The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.

Darfwa: Does anyone want Christmas tickles?

Judice: um, no?

by Milkman January 7, 2019

Christmas hijab

A decorative, and very muslim, hijab used for Christmas occations. Usually red.

Oh hello female muslim. Is that hijab a christmas hijab?

by wokefuk420 December 2, 2019

Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.

Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.

by In your fridge December 11, 2019

Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.

"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"

by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019

Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

Christmas-zy

A made-up word by CodeKirby on Scratch that means that you change something so it looks more festive.

"Mommy! Look! I made this toilet paper christmas-zy!"

by -BlueKirby- December 18, 2019