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Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
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colin the chair

Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.
by Colin the chair January 3, 2024
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Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.
"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."
by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025
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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
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We eat chairs

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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Trophy chair

A chair that becomes broken due to having sex on it.
Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.
by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025
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