when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!
by ryan phelan January 13, 2008
Get the Bulgarian Breakfast mug.when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
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Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).
by nicocaponi March 23, 2009
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Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
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Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.
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That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
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That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
by k0d3 February 21, 2011
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1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!
1.Put toast on your partners chest. Either with peanut butter or gam or both.
2.Wrap your partner(preferably a woman)in baken(either the chest or the whole body)
3.Put sunnyside up eggs on your partners eyes.
4.Put pancakes on your partners stomach (over the baken)
5.Put a sausage on your partners mouth resembaling a happy face:).
6.Now put warm maple syrup all over your partners body.
Now fuck your partner and eat a sunday breakfast:D!
by ChuchMcNasty February 10, 2007
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