blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

Blindest

A person discriminating against blind people

john was being blindest when we asked if blind people can search stuff on the internet

by a guy with a sense of humor June 30, 2018

blind side challenge

Finding the biggest black guy you can and let him cum on your face forcing them shut. Based off the movie “The Blind Side”

Did you see her new boyfriend

Yeah they have to try the Blind Side Challenge

by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019

blind man's bum

a game where a guy is blindfolded and humped by another guy and the guy getting humped needs to guess who humped him

Let's play blind man's bum
no that's gay

by h4cker 4ch4n July 2, 2020

blindfold kink

When you get sexual pleasure from being blindfolded during sexual intercourse

"how's your new girlfriend bro"
"She's... A hell of a lot more interesting than my last. She has a blindfold kink"

"Damn that's hot"

by Simpmag February 21, 2021

blind rat

a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses

Bobby is a blind rat

by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022

Bling Blind

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.

Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!

by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009