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Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink
by Silky_13 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Text blockingmug.

Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"
by ntslkr November 9, 2011
mugGet the Doc blockedmug.

Snappers-Block

Unable to think about what to post on snapchat
Why haven’t you been posting on snap chat?

I have snappers-block
by Stoooonneeeeyyyy February 8, 2019
mugGet the Snappers-Blockmug.

Chop the block

To chat with someone
1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday

2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party
by the_one_honest_man_on_urban January 23, 2023
mugGet the Chop the blockmug.

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."
by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015
mugGet the Cock blockedmug.

Uno Block

IT Blocks Uno Reverse And No U
You: Fuck You
Other Person: Uno Reverse
You: UNO BLOCK
by YellowCrewmate June 23, 2021
mugGet the Uno Blockmug.

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
by linaloki February 14, 2015
mugGet the Cockward Blockedmug.

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