30 days consecutively that can start on any number day and end the following month on that same number month.
by Mr Wiggz February 6, 2025
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A: *Grabs B’s tit*
A: *Holds B’s waist*
A: *Kisses B on the lips*
A: “i’m heading home, i better see those reports on my desk by Thursday B”
A: *slaps B’s ass*
B: “guys i’m not gay i swear i have a boyfriend”
C: “wtf. Thats a prime case of business casual faggotry….is this allowed????”
A: *Holds B’s waist*
A: *Kisses B on the lips*
A: “i’m heading home, i better see those reports on my desk by Thursday B”
A: *slaps B’s ass*
B: “guys i’m not gay i swear i have a boyfriend”
C: “wtf. Thats a prime case of business casual faggotry….is this allowed????”
by MagicMagnus March 14, 2025
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The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.
Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025
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A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seeker mug.A "business month" refers to a time period used in business operations, planning, or accounting that counts only **business days**—typically Monday through Friday—while excluding weekends (Saturday and Sunday) and public holidays. The duration of a business month varies depending on the specific month and the holidays observed in a given region or country. For example, a business month might consist of 20 to 23 business days in a typical 30- or 31-day month, after excluding weekends and holidays like New Year’s Day, Thanksgiving, or regional observances. This concept is often used for scheduling, project timelines, financial calculations, or performance metrics, ensuring that only working days are considered when measuring time or productivity.
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The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.
Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.
Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)
Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
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Leader: Can we add AI to our cat collar so it can translate cat-speak into English in real time by January?
Developer: Ok, I'm sorry but there is no technical way to get that done with the existing technology, let alone by December.
Leader: Technically no but let's put it on the roadmap businessly
Developer: Ok, I'm sorry but there is no technical way to get that done with the existing technology, let alone by December.
Leader: Technically no but let's put it on the roadmap businessly
by wi1lywonka December 27, 2025
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