by ChildrenofMidian February 26, 2009
Get the Titty Bar mug.O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.
Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?
Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.
Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.
Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
by Nick Cave August 16, 2010
Get the O'Malley's Bar mug.Common name for a club or bar that cannot sell alcohol, due to local law or zoning regulations. Thus they sell juices, non-alcoholic sodas, and various concoctions.
Often applied to strip clubs. In many American locations, a strip club can either can sell alcohol AND offer dancers covered in bikini-type outfits OR allow more risque attire, even naked, but with no alcohol.
Often applied to strip clubs. In many American locations, a strip club can either can sell alcohol AND offer dancers covered in bikini-type outfits OR allow more risque attire, even naked, but with no alcohol.
California strip clubs are either full nude or full bar. Since the owner makes more money from selling alcohol, the state is filled with juice bars with hot but clothed women.
by HsvEngineer September 4, 2008
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Diamond Bar's population is about half Asian (mostly Korean and Chinese) and the other half is mostly white. Recently, more white families have been moving to areas even less desirable than Diamond Bar. Areas like Fontana and Corona. This is due in part to a) the increasingly high cost of living in Diamond Bar and b) many white families would like to live in areas with more white families and less Asian families. Because they fear yellow fever. It's like what happened in the mid-twentieth century when white people fled from urban areas to "escape" the influx of blacks. That's Diamond Bar.
Diamond Bar's population is about half Asian (mostly Korean and Chinese) and the other half is mostly white. Recently, more white families have been moving to areas even less desirable than Diamond Bar. Areas like Fontana and Corona. This is due in part to a) the increasingly high cost of living in Diamond Bar and b) many white families would like to live in areas with more white families and less Asian families. Because they fear yellow fever. It's like what happened in the mid-twentieth century when white people fled from urban areas to "escape" the influx of blacks. That's Diamond Bar.
Girl 1: Let's go hang out at Starbucks and sit on the curb and smoke cigarettes. It'll be totally bad-ass.
Girl 2: Cool.
Boy 1: Ok. Hold on, I have to ask my mom for some money first.
Girl 2: Cool.
Boy 1: Ok. Hold on, I have to ask my mom for some money first.
by anonymous anonymous June 24, 2005
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No one gets more attention that space bar.
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Z-No one ever uses me!
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by Nirvana rapes you January 13, 2008
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by guyreed April 22, 2010
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Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.
Used as recurring prank to lure some innocent victim, who is not aware of the bar nature.
-Where we are going?
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood
-Blue Oyster bar. Mahoney said it's the best salad bar in town.
-Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
-Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood
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