by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
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Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018
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Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
by Moonmullins2 January 15, 2022
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Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.
Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.
by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021
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Get the Billy bacon mug.Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.
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