Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"

by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021

Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.

"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"

by Hally13uk March 31, 2010

Bacon Handle

Penis

Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

Bacon Flipper

One who enjoys same sexual relationships.

Paul is such a bacon flipper.

by Talk n stuff April 27, 2014

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

bacon boner

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012