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arkansas burrito 

the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.
"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"
arkansas burrito by natbutter July 28, 2021

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
Bangkok Burrito by anonymous August 31, 2021

Dick burrito 

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

White Burrito 

A sex act where one person with a penis ejaculates into the area between the head and foreskin of another person's penis. The tip of the foreskin is then tied off, sealing the flavor within. To eat a white burrito, simply untie the foreskin and suck out the content.
Do you want to try giving me a White Burrito tonight? I heard it tastes incredible...
White Burrito by estragSheesh December 11, 2021

Smiling Burrito 

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.
While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

Bison Burrito 

When an Native American has rough sex with you and finishes in your mouth.
James slept well after he gave Joe a bison burrito last night.
Bison Burrito by Yea123455 January 11, 2022