bobs

Man version of boobs
synonym of moobs

"Yo man! You see this here?! You see this right heeeeeerrre?!

i got BOBS MAN! BOBS!!"

by Hatori November 12, 2010

Boobshakalaka

The art of hitting a girl in the boob. Once done the person or persons will then shout "BOOBSHAKALAKA!!!", as that is tradition.

WARNING: the recipient will experience extreme pain (but you probably already knew that) lol

Bill: Dude here comes Jenny.

Dan: You gonna do it?

Bill: Duh
(Bill gives Jenny a boobshakalaka)

Bill: BOOBSHAKALAKA!!!!!

Jenny: You motherf*****g idiot...That hurt...Do it again.

by motherfudgingdinolady123 June 16, 2011

Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control

"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93

by fenton militia January 6, 2008

jockstrap boobs

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs

ewww shes got jockstrap boobs

by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008

jew boobs

the fucking best sexiest boobs a dyke or a straight man can have..

Damn, Rebecca have such a jew boobs!!

by RakeltheJewAdmirer May 3, 2009

boobs

Things that boys love to play with. They don't like to play with the small ones. The big ones rule!! And taste great!!!

Guy 1- Did you touch her boobs?
Guy 2- Yeah! And I had sex with her!
Guy 1- Lucky!

by sexandboobsrock January 31, 2014

after-boobs

The condition where after viewing copius amounts of cleavage that all you can see and think about is boobs.

I'm sorry for staring at your breasts, I've played a lot of Soul Caliber 4 and I'm suffering from after-boobs.

by notonyourradar October 20, 2008