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Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them
Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!
by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009
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Block-bustin’

Those freshmen niggas who play juice wrld with their bluetooth speakers in the backpacks while crossing classes
Watch this..”FRESHMEN LOOKIN LIKE A BLOCK-BUSTIN HEADASS!!”

All those kids block-bustin’ have absolute no taste in fucking music man.
by Big boy buckeroos September 12, 2018
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cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.
Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"
by forjarvis November 13, 2011
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Cock block

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.
by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014
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Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.
Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.
by Brutal mf July 9, 2011
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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.
I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.
by mylegalninja June 6, 2019
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Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.
teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"
by smelly mely May 17, 2009
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