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by CaptainSkunk February 5, 2010
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blastard

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"
by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008
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blast off

To cum vigorously and copiously.
Thinking about Rena really makes me blast off!
by pentozali November 6, 2011
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Blast Nuts

Blasting Nuts, or the act of Blasting a Nut, is when something happens to a man that is so awesome that he explodes in his pants, one step above Bust Nuts, One step below Nuke Nutz.
When you lift heavy ass weight, heavier than you've ever lifted before, you have blasted nuts.

Me- "Bro, I just heard that hot weather girl is going to be giving away a free F-150 filled with an assortment of Shotguns, Rifles, Pistols, and Assault Weapons, a lifetime supply of ammo, a membership to Metroflex, ten gallons of roids, 500lbs of C4 Pre Workout and 10,000lbs of protein powder to any man willing to F*** the shit out of her!!! I'm gonna Blast Nuts!!"

Bro- "Nuke Nutz"
by NewkNutz April 21, 2014
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cheddar blast

When an unforseen tax free infux of goverment funding is depositied into your bank account. Examples of such are overpayment of taxes resulting in return, college refund checks, ones month worth of pay in the Iraqi desert, and a blast from any other source you deem worthy of cheddar blast.
"Man, I got some cheddar today!...Nah man, I got a CHEDDAR BLAST!"
by Federmaus187 February 3, 2005
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straight blast you

a phrase used to describe you punching someone in the face
If you do that again i will straight blast you
by Lauren3 July 18, 2006
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orange blastaphonoran

the act of ejaculating into a whole in an orange then having a partner eat the orange.
dude last night i gave my girl a orange blastaphonoran
by mpecker_689q February 8, 2010
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