August 22nd

August 22nd is national fuck your girlfriend day
go fuck your girlfriend

Hey it’s august 22nd

oh okay let me go fuck my girlfriend real quick!

by 2tenlee August 3, 2021

August 8th

Anti-Simp Day
if you simp you're getting sent to simp jail until tommorow

It's August 8th, you cant simp for the whole day

by Rainzeez August 7, 2021

August 22nd 2020

DRACOTOK’S ANNIVERSARY ✨🐍🎶😩 Bring your wands and light your mahogany apple candles it’s time to celebrate our ferret!

Aka the greatest date known to man. August 22nd 2020 is a blessing to all potterheads.

by s41nt_p0tt4h August 21, 2021

August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them

Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-

by yorikeh September 28, 2021

August 24

They are most likely a Beaner

Look and Alien that was born on August 24

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

august girl

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with. beautiful, nice, sweet. great and perfect smile, not athletchic, great style and music taste and ur adopted floosy

august girl was eating a taco

by poopfart334 May 31, 2022

August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.

Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.

by Kerb November 29, 2004