asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Motherless asshole

A dog that shits on the floor

You motherless asshole, i m tired of cleaning up your shit.

by Cibyll August 14, 2017

marinated asshole

1. the anus of a person who hasn't showered for days

2. when a person hasn't showered for days, letting their body odor develop to nasty levels.

"how could she have tossed his salad,he definitely had a marinated asshole"

by Terdel Nelson September 5, 2009

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

by ha11ster May 28, 2018