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Fine Art Assist

(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.
Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
by honest≠asshole January 1, 2012
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i just arted

a strong and bitter desire to be artistic, usually followed by a comedown
"Hey honey, wanna let u knowi just arted. i' made this lil painting, if ur wondering why im sad n pissed off for a few days"
by lifeisntfairbutmineis January 10, 2018
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Montserrat College of Art

A bunch of girls and hardly any guys. The girls aren't pretty, either, and so you can tell this was written by a guy. I digress, Montserrat College of Art is a dark hole filled with dead brain cells, ash and pigment. Because of it's dark nature, it is nearly impossible to see this pigment.
You dropped them in a Montserrat College of Art, they will never emerge. Nope, not in our lifetime.
by montysriracha September 15, 2010
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Etobicoke School of the Arts

Etobicoke School of the Arts is a high school which specializes in the arts. To become a student of this fine establishment, one must audition into one of the six art majors (visual art, drama, dance, music theatre, instrumental, and film) and if you are a hater, that means you are jealous because you can't get in.
person#1: What high school are you going to?

person#2: I'm planning on auditioning to go to Etobicoke School of the Arts for visual arts. I heard that it is very high caliber and only those who possess real talent in the arts get accepted.

person#1: Cool! That school sounds super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!
by ESA art student December 28, 2010
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Blind Idiot Art

A term used to describe the art/streetArt, poetry, music and spiritual/occult practices of a group called the O.O.K, or the Order Ov Kish. Blind Idiot Art is a budding movement that is largely still unknown even to the underground scene.

There are no criteria by which something can be labeled as the Blind Idiot Art, although some say that anything that promotes freedom from cliches and identifications IS, in fact, B.I.A.
-Check this out! This painting must be what all the hype is about
-Yep, that's blind idiot art, straight from the O.O.K.
by idkjustin55 August 25, 2010
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cool kid art

"Artwork" that is sketchy and awkward. Produced by young hipsters that don't have quite enough talent to produce a meaningful piece. The intro to the cool kid movie Juno displays the most stereotypical of this type of "art."
"Wow, the kid that made that must be really hip."
"No, that's just something my 4 year-old nephew drew before he fell asleep."
"Oh."
"Yeah, cool kid art sucks."
by jonofromohio September 26, 2008
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pencil jam art

When someone jams a pencil into their piss hole and starts to draw.
that is a great pencil jam art piece you got there.
by Rbomb04 September 2, 2014
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