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Michigan Anal

I thought I got a sweet deal on that car, but the salesman just gave me some Michigan anal.
by Exhortera December 25, 2009
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anal-eze

I lubricant/suppository used for the anal cavity that has novacaine in it to dull the pain caused by a large penis. Could be used on a man or woman, which ever way you swing.
Lisa complained alot about my penis size until I used anal-eze. Now she hardly(no pun intended) feels a thing!
by Dennis Dragon August 25, 2006
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Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.
A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.
by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006
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Anal Sex

Sex where the man inserts his penis into the partner's Anus. Can be used either as Homosexual or Heterosexual. Has bad stigma as gay man only sex, but, several women thouroughly enjoy anal stimulation... as well as most straight men also enjoy (or would enjoy, assuming they had open minds and experemented with their girlfriends/wife's, yes, STRAIGHT).
"I fucked shelly in the ass last night"
or
"I slammed my cock in her tight ass"
or
"I love getting a hard cock in my ass"
or
"I love it when she eats my ass"
by The Assmaster September 2, 2005
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Anal Linguistics

The language spoken by people who talk out of their ass
He's so full of shit, he's developed a new language - Anal Linguistics
by PauliePoo June 1, 2006
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anal trading

when you take a shit in the toilet and the pissy and shitty water splashes right back up into your anus
The anus gives shit to the toilet for water, and vice versa, the toilet gives water for shit. Therefore, anal trading takes place.
by KKKody August 22, 2006
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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.
Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.
by Valher November 3, 2009
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