by fresh^ June 9, 2007
Get the egg whitemug. When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
Get the Beating the Eggsmug. an egg bomb is when some 1 farts and it smells like rotton eggs that have been in ur ass since youve been born
EWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWW
domnic was bending over and sabrina let off the nastiest egg bomb ever right in his mouth im not sure but she may have let out some liquids on that 1
egg bomb squirts are nasty.
egg bomb squirts are nasty.
by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005
Get the egg bombmug. by Zyzzzzz August 13, 2011
Get the 9 eggsmug. by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014
Get the dick eggsmug. when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009
Get the scumbled eggsmug. A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
by I don't even know why March 3, 2020
Get the Crack the eggmug.