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Asshole By Choice (ABC)

A person who consciously chooses to be mean or nasty when he or she can pick the moral high ground instead.
Asshole By Choice (ABC) : Who? That Guy? Oh he's an ABC. An Asshole By Choice! Why else would he kick that puppy?
by melaniexavier1 October 23, 2018
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Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018
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Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019
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Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.
Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!
by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019
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Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.
Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!
by Richter Ass March 6, 2020
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Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020
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asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
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