A person who consciously chooses to be mean or nasty when he or she can pick the moral high ground instead.
Asshole By Choice (ABC) : Who? That Guy? Oh he's an ABC. An Asshole By Choice! Why else would he kick that puppy?
by melaniexavier1 October 23, 2018
Get the Asshole By Choice (ABC) mug.A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018
Get the Asshole switch mug.Related Words
Abshole
• asshole
• assholery
• asshole tax
• AShole
• assholed
• asshole face
• assholeish
• asshole buddies
• Asshole next door
When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.
I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.
by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019
Get the Asshole Conduit mug.by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019
Get the Assholery mug.Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!
by Richter Ass March 6, 2020
Get the Assholeciation mug.A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020
Get the Asshole bus mug.when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
Get the asshole weed mug.