home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer January 22, 2016

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”

Tyler tried to deuce me.

by urbansandy November 07, 2022

Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup

Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”

by Hood_rich3000k November 24, 2023

Deuce

A God. Ex Member of Hollywood Undead.

"Go pray to Deuce! or at least listen to one of his songs!"

by Rose Murillo July 15, 2023

Deuce

K2, synthetic marijuana.

Yo I just copped some deuce. Wanna smoke?

by Garrett Ost February 19, 2022