wasted

Getting completely drunk and not remembering anything.

Last night I got wasted and cant remember it.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Wasted

When your drunk off your face and make sooooo many mistakes it's not funny... well it is to other people, maybe not to you

Joe: Mateeee, i got sooo wasted last night. I can't even remember what happened!
Fred: haha, you dont wanna know ;)

by whatever-love;) August 27, 2018

Wasted

The state of being extremely drunk and acting like a fool.

Hey, did you see how wasted Ben was last night? Oh really, but he only had one drink.

Wow, Ivan was griddying all over last night. Damn, he must have been wasted.

by W3T_DR3AM June 24, 2023

Wasted

Dying in the game series Grand Theft Auto

He got wasted when he was shot

by Cartoonlover69 August 08, 2019

Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john February 19, 2012

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 18, 2016